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Holy mackerel. I have stumbled upon the holy grail.

I know, I know – I profess my undying love for chicks on this website constantly. But seriously, this is THE ONE.

The perfect chick:
blonde hair
blue eyes
smooth skin
busty – big boobies but not tooooo big (it’s a fine line, brutha)
nips that aren’t too small, aren’t too big, and aren’t shy about getting erect

The perfect photo:
gotta have some cleavage
gotta have pokies – we want those nips
candid is pretty awesome – if she doesn’t know we’re looking it give a bit of an extra thrill
what the heck, while we’re dreaming let’s say there’s a cameltoe

Whoa, what was that? Cameltoe you say? Have I lost my mind? As a boobie specialist, bralessblog obviously doesn’t delve into the world of the mooseknuckle very often. But it’s quite titillating and fun to check out. We’ve touched on it before…
There’s a brief mention about the chick in the red swimsuit.
And also, it’s hard to miss the pudenda riot going on in this lady’s pants.

It’s just damn rare to come across a photo where it has everything at once. It’s the bralessblog holy grail. The new trifecta – hotness, pokies, and cameltoe. I’m gonna print some decals for this soon, and we’ll see them on minivans all over America.

I should go ahead and give you guys the juice:

There, see what I was moaning about?? She is gorgeous, but not super-model unapproachable. I mean, anybody is approachable when you are a stud-muffin such as myself. Rico Suave, yo. But she’s sort of grimacing off into the distance thinking “Damn, it’s hot. That dip in the ocean hasn’t helped, in fact my ass sweat has reached defcon 9, aka high alert. I wonder if anybody is going to notice that this wet, sweaty bikini is so adhered to my crotch that the dude sitting on the Star Wars towel way over there can count the wrinkles in my lips? And dang, my nipples, which were previously hidden, have suddenly popped up and made an appearance.”

Bravo. That’s what I say. Thank you, beach goddess, for serving as our Holy Grail. Everything we want, everything we need, juxtaposed into just one photo. We’ve waited, not very patiently I might add, for you to come along. Here you are, and we bow down. We salute your absurd hotness, and your undeniable wardrobe malfunctions. We can only hope you remain hot for several years, and also let your husband take photos of you wearing that negligee he bought you for Christmas, and then he posts them on the web where we can find them.

Shoot, while we’re hoping, we’ll hope that you’re a freak like us, and will willingly show off that body from now until the end of time. Hey errbody, check out my mogambos, want to watch me shake and jiggle?

Update:

Hold on. I found another one.

In the depths of my hard drive, the very bowels of ickiness, I found another “holy grail” shot.

Admittedly, if that first one is a 9.9 on a scale of 1-10, this one is only an 8. But still, wowzers.

It almost looks like this is some kind of sports bra ad. Professionally shot for a certain underwear brand? But surely they would not publish a photo of this chick with her hooha lips bulging out like that. “Excuse me, dear? The pokies are fine, they are great in fact. Dudes love pokies, and our research shows women can’t actually stop looking once they see them. We use these in ads all the time, at least in Europe. But, ah, the cameltoe? That’s kind of a problem. Do you think you could, I don’t know, kind of tape those things down? Yes, this it duct tape, but honey everybody does it. And yes, you’re right, it will hurt when you pull it off. But jeez, look at your crotch. The FCC is liable to throw us in prison. Have you birthed a baby lately? Not trying to be rude it’s just… you look sort of swollen down there. Ok, enough, I’m sorry. Just cover your action up and give us a break.”

Since today is the first real NFL day, I thought about doing a braless cheerleader special. But as usual, I got distracted by a bunch of other hot chicks. It’s hard not to be a little ADD when you’re horny.

Yep, it’s the total package here. The messy pigtails. The tricky but sweet smile. The ample boobies lovingly embraced but not impeded by the pink bikini. Annnn pokies for the win. But not too big, not too crazy – pokies that a man can deal with and dream about. Let’s not forget about the crotch that is shoved way out there and is openly saying “put your mouth on me, dirty boy”.

It’s back to school time. At least on some of the southern campuses, frisky little coeds still have warm enough weather to be bouncing around in absurdly erotic attire. Isn’t it yummy? Finally away from home, wanting to explore a bit, testing their limits. These days cell phones mean they feel compelled to take photos of themselves in all kinds of raunchy activities. This little hottie didn’t make do with a cellphone selfie, instead she’s busted out the white dressshirt, buttoned up but with grrrreat pokies and a braless look. And of course you can just catch a glimpse of her naughty little polkadot panties. The glasses sort of polish the look off, studious but slutty 🙂

Well, well, well – what do we have here? I very naughty blonde with milky white skin and a fabulously floppy pair of coconuts with no hint of a bra and some satin-shine pokies. This may be my favorite photo yet today. This little blue-eyed hunny is practically broadcasting the fact that she is deliciously submissive, likes having her hair pulled, her ass smacked, and will happily call you daddy. Not that any of that is a fantasy of mine. I’d rather see her jump rope with that cleavage after she shotguns a beer.