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Braless White Blouse

Posted on December 31, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I’m all used up and have no interest in posting anything witty. Except, dang, this girl is making my jimmy jump.

Look at those boobies. Look at that expression. It says:

I have gigantic DD-cup boobies.
Sit right there and watch this.
I’m taking my bra off.
I’m putting on this incredibly thin, lacey white blouse.
Oh wait, are my nipples poking out?
Let me pinch them. Mmmm.
NOW my nipples are poking out. You can’t look away can you?
Who can blame you.
Want to see these in motion.
I’m just gonna walk over here.
Oops, wait, I forgot something, let me walk back over here.
Bouncy bouncy boing wobble.
Yessss, I know, my boobs like to shake around a bit don’t they!
Let me bend down and adjust my high heel.
What’s that? You are Squeaking. Sounds like you have something caught in your throat, or maybe you’re having chest pains.

Seriouisly, that cleavage is wicked, and her erect nipples make me cry mamma.

The casually messy hair and the weepy “I’ll do anything to please you” look just make me melt. I think I’m gonna ask this girl to marry me. Or at least ask her to wash my mailbox in a bikini.

Another blouse you might be interested in:
http://www.bralessblog.com/2012/07/28/annalynne-mccord-pokies.html
And just because the skies are gray and the nips are hard today, we should look back at
http://www.bralessblog.com/2009/07/06/shades-of-gray-pokies.html
Screw looking at the blouse, can we look down the blouse?
http://www.bralessblog.com/2016/12/06/downblouse-pictures-are-instinctual.html

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Tough Mudder Pokies

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

To continue on with our popular sports pokies series, we can check out some Tough Mudder pokies.

Interesting how specific we can get, right? If sports pokies are a fairly specific niche of braless pokies, tough mudder pokies are even more specific.

Tough Mudder is a kind of mud run. This is where a crazy obstacle course is set up and participants run through it as a challenge. Sometimes the obstacles can involve fire or water hazards. They frequently involve mud, hence the name.

Just like any amateur athletic endeavor, some folks who do these events are in excellent shape, and some are flabby. It’s not uncommon, thankfully, to see hot chicks in sports bras and teeny-tiny little spandex shorts.

When they start getting wet and/or muddy, or they start sweating, BAM! out come the nipples. Now admittedly, in some of these photos you have to look sort of close in order to see the pokies. But I am pretty sure none of you folks mind perving it up and staring at the pics in minute detail.

I highly recommend you try spectating at one of the mud events. Unlike the typical 5k or triathlon, a number of these chicks are cross-fitters, and lean isn’t so much the name of the game as curvy and/or muscular. Which means you get to watch them swinging from ropes, and belly-crawling through mudpits, and occasionally falling onto a hot bed of coals, all while wearing nearly nothing with their boobs howling in protest.

This usually involves bouncing of the mammary glands, trust me.

And if you like dirty girls, not as in perverted ones, I’m talking about actual dirt, here would be your chance. I personally prefer a lady to smell a little like lilacs and have some fingernail polish on with properly coiffed hair, but hey to each his own.

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Kendall Jenner Braless

Posted on December 23, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Kendall Jenner may be a little on the skinny side, but when she goes braless people take notice. Especially me.

At 5’10”, she is a pretty tall drink of water. She is pretty, in that Kardashian sort of way. Kind of a dark, smoky, European or Armenian look. I think she recently won model of the year for something or other, so presumably somebody somewhere thinks she ranks pretty high on the arousal scale.

Here’s the thing: the girl just refuses to wear a bra. She recently posted a snap on instagram of her in some sexy white calvin klein bra/panties. Now I get it, she probably got paid like $100k just to advertise for old Calvin. But it’s goshdarn funny considering she *never* wears a bra. Basically, somebody has to pay her a-hunny G’s in order to wear a bra. You can’t make this stuff up folks, only real life is this ironic.

Kendall would probably make a great spokesperson for BralessBlog. She would probably organize movements where women burn bras in the street, and then take up bra collections and have them chopped up and made into mattresses, and have enlightened ladies sign a pledge to go braless for a year.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That’s her flipping the bird to the paparazzi. She is kinda crude like that. You would be too, if you were 21 years old and liked to slink around with your boobies uncovered, and the dang cameramen were always documenting it and showing it to the world.

Thus we can assume that despite the fact that she’s always braless, she doesn’t really like having photos of it plastered all over the internet. Too bad, that’s what I say. We are dudes, and we like boobies, and if you are going to bare yours and you’re famous enough to have people taking pictures of you constantly, this stuff is gonna happen.

Truth be told, Kendall is probably an A-cup. Maybe a B-cup on a good day. I’m not complaining at all, it’s just that we can’t expect bouncy action like we see with Selena, or giant D-cup rediculousness.

Kendall Jenner pokies are spied pretty much continuously, and I kinda wonder if she has a boyfriend, and if he’s totally immune to their allure by now. That might not be possible, because boobs=awesome, but just saying.

That may be him in the car with her in this one pic. A thought just flashed through my dusty, shriveled up, perverted mind: Kendall’s boyfriend riding shotgun in the convertible and easing his hand up her top to pinch her nips while the miles roll by and the cameras snap away and… Kendall flips everybody off.

Update:
News article about Kendall going see-through and braless.
And if that wasn’t enough, how about…
Another news article where Kendall went braless and joked about it.

Her sister Kim…
http://www.bralessblog.com/2012/02/21/kim-kardashian-pokies.html

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Courteney Cox Nipples

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Although I have waxed eloquently about her before, I didn’t realize I had misspelled her name, or that it had been so long since I had cozied up to Courteney Cox nipples.

I think there was a bit of a pokie duel going on between Courteney and Jen back in the days of the Friends show. Poor Jen can’t keep her areola under wraps even if she had a bra padded with concrete. Courteney was a little more discreet, but she unleashed them when needed.

Courteney is getting up there in age; I think she is 52 or 53 years old these days. I’m guessing tha boobs have a little droop to them. But she has never been terribly well-endowed, so gravity has not been unkind or severe.

She has been in a couple of nude scenes, and there have been some nipslips over the years. One in particular I’m thinking of was when she was wading through some waves at the beach and some toddler jerked her bikini top down. BOINK! Out comes the little brown nipple.

Not gonna show you that here of course, because I try to be on the downlo. Besides, it’s just as sexy to check out her pokies in her soft cotton tops. Possibly as a result of some frigid air conditioning on the set of the Friends show?

A little trivia for you, Courteney was the girl in Bruce Springstein’s Dancing in the Dark video who he pulled up onstage to dance. Now I have no idea whether that stage appearance was actually staged, but I think it was. She was already doing some modeling and acting at that point, and the very next year was in some TV shows.

I swear I had read somewhere that Courteney did a comedy stand-up routine one time and talked at length about nipple clamps. I have searched high and low for that clip, but apparently it doesn’t exist. Maybe she likes tweaking and pinching those little brown pokies? If so, more power to her. No complaining here. Awesome.

This video showing Courtney braless and magnificent is not to be missed:

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