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Tight Dress Pokies

Posted on December 21, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

For my next installment of “Perverted Braless Fantasies Daily”, we’ll cover tight dress pokies.

Boobies are fun no matter what, but there is definitely a special place in heaven for a girl in a tight dress who is showing off her pokies. You can find this quite often with celebrities, since they walk the red carpet events all the time. But the more rare delicacy is the amateur.

Ahhhh, yes: the girl next door. Or in some cases, the milf next door.

Women are generally self-conscious and self-aware. It would be rare for a woman not to be exquisitely aware of the exact state of her boobs. Are they showing? Is my dress gapped open? Are my nipples poking out?

So if a gal wiggled into a tight dress and did not wear a bra, it was intentional. If she is showing some pokies, she knows about it and it’s probably intentional.

A few years ago, I went to the prom with this hot chick. Okay, it was actually like fifty years ago, and she was actually just sort of mediocre looking. But still, she had nice tits, and she was wearing this foil-looking dress that was incredibly tight and outlined every single ridge and dimple on her nipples. When I went to her house to pick her up and saw her in that dress, I almost shot a wad in my sock.

I couldn’t believe her dad would let her out of the house like that. Of course, he was drunk and passed out underneath a weed-infested rusty jeep in the back yard, but seriously bad parenting.

I never did get to motorboat those things, but I most certainly did stare at them a bunch. If my eyes had lasers in them, her cleavage would’ve been burned beyond all recognition.

Looking back at previous posits, I guess it’s semi-obvious that I have a thing for dresses. Look, I ain’t gonna be defensive about it, this stuff is hot!

Purple Wedding Dress Pokies
Braless Devil in a Blue Dress
Wedding Dress Nips
Sundress Boobies

Update:

I just can’t stop looking at this picture. On the left, we have a damn gorgeous babe in a ritzy little tight white dress who is doing her best to show off her perky boobs and her pokies by shopping with her friend while braless. Granted, blondie has a bad case of resting bitch face, but yo nobody is perfect. Then on the right, we have this chick who is melting my mind. I don’t know what kind of top that is, but it should be a new category here at bralessblog and she should win some kind of (sloppy) trophy. She has no hint of a bra, and I’m sure her boobs were swinging all of the place as she was walking. They are just droopy enough to make me think they are natural, and that makes me whistle and fart and wish it was my birthday.

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Selena Gomez Braless Again

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

We dabbled with a little of Ms Selena Gomez braless back in 2012. Since then, it’s possible that her boobs have gotten smaller while her inhibitions have become microscopic.

Yes, ladies and gents, this girl likes to let her boobs hang out.

Who can blame her. She has the body of twenty-four year old goddess. Although she has both Mexican and Italian ancestry, she does not have a giant badonkadonk, thank the gods. I don’t mind a big booty, I just don’t like a comically sized one.

I don’t know how big her boobs are. In some cases, they look ginormous, like true D-cup action. But in reality they are probably nice-sized C’s. My expert, calibrated eyeballs never lie.

To really get you in the mood, I’ve added a video. The photos do a great job of making us hungry for some braless motorboatin’ on Selena’s ample bosom, but you can’t get a feel for it until you see this girl bouncing around. Wowsers.

One of the clips appears to be her on stage with… ah is that Taylor Swift? I haven’t featured Taylor on BralessBlog because frankly she is not particularly well-endowed. However, I’ll add her to my list. Just the fact that she stood on stage with a rack that great means she’s destined to be on BB.

The second clip might be from one of her videos. It’s hard to tell, because it’s all smoky and filtered and fancy. I hear Selena started her own production company, and her own clothing line, and signed like a $10M deal with Coach purses recently. All that’s well and good, but for god’s sake can she just design some tubetops and then stop by my ~~trailer~~ house and model them?

Now I am the braless zen master, and you will see some Selena pokies in one of these pics. Those are not easy to find. Her boobs are big, but her nips are not gigantic diamond-hard things suckled by ten babies and ready to put your eyes out. So consider yourself lucky. This is why you come to this website, right? For my incredibly thorough investigative reporting?

Update:
I had to drop back into this post and add this picture of Selena downblouse boobs:

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Jennifer Lawrence Braless Brightens a Pervert’s Day

Posted on December 19, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I keep finding miscellaneous Jennifer Lawrence content all over the damn site. It’s like finding little bread crumbs leading to snacks left in the woods.

Her boobs are soooo nice. When she’s not busy pushing them up with some constrictive dress or bustier, she tends to let them bounce around braless. And yes, they look a lot smaller when she does that. You know what that means??

It means they are soft. Like really, really soft. And squishable.

J Lo probably has the realest boobs on the planet right now. Except for mine, but mine are manboobs and that doesn’t count.

She’s a bit of an odd bird. She gripes and preaches when her cell phone gets hacked and her boobie pics get tossed around the interwebz, but then she goes and poses topless for Esquire and flops those girls around in nothing but bodypaint in that one mutant movie.

Can’t explain that. Don’t need to. I like her eyes. Oh, and her… boobs.

And lawd-help-me, her personality. She’s got that dorky gal personality where she trips and falls and accidentally stuffs your johnson in her mouth. I, err, whoops, that last part just popped out. Excuse me for getting mixed up. So anyway, she is rich beyond belief, and probably if I think about it I’m guessing she’s kind of bored. She’s conquered part of the world. She hasn’t caught cancer or gotten busted with nose candy in her purse. She’s probably looking for the next big thing.

Which will probably be a BralessBlog interview. Yep, that’s just what she needs. I’ll sit her down on my couch, after brushing some of the at turds and cheetoes off of there and oh what about that scratchy little white stain well I’ll just flip the cushion over there now, and then I’ll get her giggling at some witting comment and she’ll bare her soul. She will almost certainly do the interview braless, and I might even convince her to slip her panties off and put them in the freezer before she sits down. Not sure why I said freezer, but the last time I put some panties in the microwave I forgot about ’em and caught that shit on fire.

If you want to see a slightly more revealing side of Jennifer, I mean in advance of our riveting (imaginary) interview, ya might want to try HERE

Update:

Some yummy downblouse photos of Jennifer while she is signing autographs:

Here she is out for a night on the town, with no bra 🙂

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Dressing Room Pokies

Posted on December 18, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I admit that I have quite a fetish for dressing room pokies. Well, all things dressing room really. No act is quite so feminine as combining shopping with undressing and checking yourself out in the mirror.

Really, what’s not to like about this? Why doesn’t everybody get horned up about this topic? How can I possibly be alone? Okay, raise you hand: now that you’re thinking about it, this is super hot, am I right?

I remember in college, I had a girlfriend who would occasionally drag me shopping. One time we went during the summer time, and it was hotter than Hades. She had a little thin t-shirt on, and a short denim skirt. We were in some clothing store, and I was sitting semi-patiently in a lounge chair in the middle of the store kinda checking out some of the other chicks while my girlfriend was in the dressing room.

She came back periodically, asked me if I liked this or liked that, I really wasn’t paying much attention. So she went to the counter and checked out and when she came over to where I was sitting, she had a twinkle in her eye.

She said she thought I was amazingly patient, and it really turned her on to think I was sitting out there doting on her and paying attention to her. She also said she had been disrobing in the dressing room and fantasizing about me.

I really wish I could say I pulled a caveman and dragged her into the dressing room and had my way with her. Alas, that would be lying and you’re tired of my story anyway.

It isn’t that hard to find dressing room selfies, but you have to be a damn ninja to find pokies. I think if you look closely, you will find one of the photos I’m posting where a girl has pokies showing through her bra. Hotdamn, that’s hard to do. You basically have to have diamondcutternips, like that gal Jennifer Aniston. We may also have a little milf action and some nipple jewelry.

Whew, I’m exhausted. It took all my meager resources to go find these pics. You should feel sorry for me?

Although it’s not a huge photo, I like this one of a hot mamma trying on a black cocktail dress. She is loaded for bear with those big mogambos, and I’d love to know what else she tried on.

Now this is just getting cruel. This little blondie squeezed her way into this super-tight white shirt, and then for extra measure she pulled it down at the front to really show off her nipples. That smirk on her face says “sucker, if I buy this shirt and you see me wearing it at the gas station, you will be forced to stare like the pervert you are.”