Sweater Pokies Time

Posted on December 10, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

It’s time to roll out some sweater pokies. In the wintertime, it’s easy for the dedicated pervert to get a little depressed. The babes get cold and they cover up, and we can’t see the goodies that we need to see. Sweater pokies are that ray of hope. They tells us the boobies are still there, even when put up for the cold weather.

And what’s more, they tells us some naughty women like to swing braless, even when it’s cold. In the summer, I’m sure bras are hot and sweaty, but you would think having a little extra insulation on the girls would be a good thing when the frost bites.

Some sweaters are thicker than others. It can be hard to poke out of a sweater, but we all know there are nipples out there that are a testament to diamonds cutting glass.

Several stages beyond sweaters are raincoats. Dang kid, if you ever see raincoat pokies ya better run. That girls probably has protrusions that would chip your teeth.

I’ll admit, many of these photos don’t look very winter-ish. I’m not too worried, none of us want SAD (seasonal affective disorder). Staring at these boobs will be good for us!

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Wet T-shirt Pokies + Pervitty

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Oh my-my, oh hell yeah, as Mr Tom Petty says. This image of some serious wet t-shirt pokies is fine at any size, but you’ll want to make sure you click through and blow it up to fullsize. There’s something about those bigguns staring you in the face when plastered across your screen.

I can’t say that I agree with her selection for baseball teams, but ain’t nobody gonna notice the print on this t-shirt when they can instead focus on that magnificent pair of yum-yums. In the very tiny corner of the image, it looks like she’s is gripping on to the handrail in the pool, and the decal says “no jumping, no running.” Let’s talk about this. Let’s be rule breakers, and get those boobies wobbling deary.

Run and jump
that I say
make the boobs
bobble and sway.

The slap together
and droop a bit
but when you go braless
it’s a real hit.

Bumpy nipples
they grip and poke
they make me horny
and that’s not joke.

Do you guys get braless poetry anywhere else? No, you don’t. You have to come here, because so few people are this pervitty. Let me help you define:
perverted + witty = pervitty

Webster is probably going to hire me prior to publishing the next edition of his dictionary. Cause I can make up a shitton of words.

While we’re being so esoteric, you probably want to check out
The Braless Nature of the Universe
WTF Braless
Volleyball Pokies (which could read: ohmygosh cameltoe)

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Celebrity Pokies Photo Extravaganza

Posted on December 7, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I will start this out with some Joy Corrigan pokies. Gotta admit, I had no idea who Joy Corrigan was and I had to look her up. I didn’t find out much, the interwebz just told me she is a model. I can tell you she’s at risk of being arrested for smuggling raisins though. Look at those pokies! And wow those abs. Wait, let’s look at the boobs again. Ok, now back to the abs. You can’t stop can you?? I couldn’t either. She is a little too stickish for me, I like ’em a little more plump. But she’s clearly fit, not just skinny. And those nips!

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Next up, we have my dear Jennifer Aniston. And yeah, we all know there’s nothing on god’s green earth short of a steel wall that can contain her nipples. She’s been trying to conceal them since her days on Friends, and they ain’t going away.

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Who can live without some Jennifer Lawrence pokies. Everybody at the wedding who was a female was probably thinking “could she please put the breastacles away?” All the guys were thinking “Damn, nice rack!” Speaking of guys, I have no idea who her date is. He almost looks more homeless than I do. I bet he’s stinky too.

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Bar Rafaeli is gorgeous, and those braless boobies have me smitten. It looks like she may be at some red carpet event, and being interviewed. I certainly could not interview her if I had to stare at that bare cleavage. I don’t really know who Bar is, but I like drinking in bars. Furthermore, we apparently posted back in 2007 about a braless bar. If you got Bar Rafaeli into a braless bar with no bra… holy crikey that is quite a use of the famous three letters.

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I have more. A whole lot more! But I’m tired of typing so I’ll see ya later pervs.

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Downblouse Pictures Are Instinctual

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Yep, dig down deep into your primal self – where you grunt, and fart, and rub your dong on things. The caveman in you is dormant, but can expose himself in oh so many ways.

You can help it. Don’t claim you can’t. Much like a dog can be trained not to lick his butt, you my dear friend can resist some of your more primal urges.

What’s a primal urge, you ask? Let’s go over a few:

  • looking at boobs
  • napping
  • eating too much
  • yelling at the TV during sporting events

All of those are interesting enough to talk about, but since it is BralessBlog, I’ll restrict myself to just the boob thing. Furthermore, I’ll scope that down just to downblouse peeks.

For the purposes of our discussion, we’ll define downblouse.

This is when you end up looking down a lady’s shirt. It could be because she’s bending over scratching her toenail. Maybe she’s signing a form on the desk in front of you. Maybe she’s climbing out of a car or petting a dog. In some cases, she doesn’t even have to be bending over; she could just be wearing a low-cut top, and you’re a Continue reading →

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